Nester With The Best Mugs

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Caliologist

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Must Adopt As A Pair.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

"Drat!"

Nest building

Still living with parents....

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Walking the Dog.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Second childhood, eh?'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Feng Shui

It turns out she's more of an outdoor cat

Wow, you really straightened up the place while I was gone.

Inauguration Watch Party

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

TV Guide saying - '...and this is your local pub, where I think you should spend the evening'

Stairlift