Nostalgic Nester Mugs

'Second childhood, eh?'

'Remember when we used to watch TV?'

Sitting Out the Lambada

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

"Drat!"

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Still living with parents....

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

The end of innocence

A. A. Milne

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Gene Tierney caricature

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

Lawrence of Suburbia

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

Nest building

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'We have to get them out more.'

Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."