Net Nester Prints

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Egg Buggy

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Still living with parents....

"Drat!"

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

Nest building

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

Sitting Out the Lambada

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Second childhood, eh?'

Walking the Dog.

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

Feng Shui

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'Son, sometimes a mother needs to hear those three little words...'I'm moving out.''