Quirky Nester Prints

Feng Shui

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Moving in

Robber on treadmill

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

Nest building

"Drat!"

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

Still living with parents....

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

Sitting Out the Lambada

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

Walking the Dog.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Second childhood, eh?'

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.