Quirky Nester Gifts

Feng Shui

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Moving in

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Drat!"

Still living with parents....

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

Nest building

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"I've found a way to keep the kids from moving back home. I've replaced the front door with a childproof cap."

'Mother Nature gives a sign to all young animals when it's time to leave the nest. Your time is near, son - I've got rheumatism in my shoulder from taking out the purse!'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

Sitting Out the Lambada

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

Walking the Dog.

"We're looking for a traditional suburban neighborhood with all the urban amenities."

'Second childhood, eh?'

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

After the last child moved out, the old woman sold the shoe and moved into a flat.

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."