Nesting Birds Gifts

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Caliologist

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Starter Homes

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

Nest building

'Nest Accessories.'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

Bird landing on egghead monk