Nesting Artist Gifts

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Caliologist

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Starter Homes

Stress Buster - Doodle Maze.

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'Nest Accessories.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

Goodness me, fidgety puss - what must you be dreaming about, I wonder."

Yawn

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it