Nesting Innovator Gifts

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Daisy Diaper Service

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

'How long's he been out there?'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

Gene Manipulation

Starter Homes

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Nest Accessories.'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Peace on Earth

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'