Nesting Innovator Gifts

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Daisy Diaper Service

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'How long's he been out there?'

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Starter Homes

Gene Manipulation

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'Nest Accessories.'

"I don't need to get out of bed, ma - I programmed an app to live my life for me."

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

"We're upping sticks and moving."

Peace on Earth

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'