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'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Caliologist

'How long's he been out there?'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Nest building

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

Bird landing on egghead monk

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

Peace on Earth

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."

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