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Bird landing on egghead monk

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

baby birds in a nest reading Chick Lit

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

Starter Homes

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Nest building

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'Nest Accessories.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

'Well! Another near miss! Remind me not to listen to you next time you say it's okay to move in downstairs from a young family and that's not the reason the place was so cheap!'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."