Nest Nurturing Neighbor T-Shirts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Canape?

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

The Music Seed

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Thank you bubbles

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"