Easter Enthusiast Gifts

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

Easter bunny Island.

Easter Ham Free.

'You're everything I ever wanted in a man... tall, dark, handsome, and most importantly... made of solid chocolate.'

"It's a fine for littering. You can't keep leaving these around."

"Don't eat the grass. It's plastic."

"I know what is wrong with your rabbit, it is made of chocolate."

"I want to report a mugging."

The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

'I dread Easter! Every year they expect me to lay an egg!'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

The last Easter

Ether Bunny (Easter bunny sleeping)

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

'Dude...I think they're really hunting us.'

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

Goose eggs

Where Easter eggs come from.

'Why can't he eat the ones in the garden like the other rabbits?'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Richard?'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

'I didn't even know P.E.T.A. had a chocolate Easter bunny division.'

'The X-ray shows your head is filled with a creamy nougat filling!'

Easter bunny

"Typical. We do all the work. He gets all the credit."

"Any gin in that basket?"

Eggs to order!

'I hid all the eggs offshore.'

'No, no, Billy -- that's not how we hunt Easter eggs.'

Easter Bunny Island