Easter Enthusiast Gifts

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

Easter bunny Island.

The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...

"It's a fine for littering. You can't keep leaving these around."

"I know what is wrong with your rabbit, it is made of chocolate."

"Don't eat the grass. It's plastic."

"I want to report a mugging."

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"

'I dread Easter! Every year they expect me to lay an egg!'

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"Any gin in that basket?"

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'The X-ray shows your head is filled with a creamy nougat filling!'

'Why can't he eat the ones in the garden like the other rabbits?'

"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"

'Dude...I think they're really hunting us.'

Easter bunny

'I didn't even know P.E.T.A. had a chocolate Easter bunny division.'

Easter Bunny Island

Where Easter eggs come from.

Ether Bunny (Easter bunny sleeping)

'No, no, Billy -- that's not how we hunt Easter eggs.'

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

'I hid all the eggs offshore.'

'You didn't really look up Easter Island, did you, Richard?'

Eggs to order!

The last Easter

"Typical. We do all the work. He gets all the credit."

"I guess the Easter Bunny has been affected by the egg shortage too! I only got one egg in my basket this year!"

Easter eggs hidden around Easter Island.

"I am the eggman. We are the eggmen...So who the hell is he?"

Happy Easter