
"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."
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"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."
NHS hospital - all over the place.
"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."
Swine flu
'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'
'Is it catching?'
Asymptomatic Coronavirus
"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"
"Still fighting germs, Allergic Man?"
'That's not a spaceship, but a virus!'
Cull people who leave clumps of hair in changing room showers.
"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."
'All right -- be that way!'
'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"
'Put it under my microscope!'
'Quick, shut the door! The Flu!'
Please bring me a glass of hot water to wash the cutlery.
'I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you... You're a hypochondriac.' 'Gasp! I knew it.'
Bob begins to suspect it's a little more serious than they've been letting on.
'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'
'It was hard enough keeping tack of people's children, now I need to keep track of their symptoms.'
'Look...this place is a health hazard!'
"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."
"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."
Science Fair. How viruses spread.
Running from Covid and Ambushed by Influenza
"Do you hear any bad germs?"
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'
"Look, a bug!"
"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."
Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."
"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."
DNA Analysis.
'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'
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