Gmo Detective Gifts

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

"These beans that Jack planted...can we assume they were genetically modified?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Honest Vending

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

DNA Analysis.

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Look, look … someone wrote unoperable."

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'Put it under my microscope!'