Gmo Explorer Gifts

"Genetic modification doesn't really effect the animal at all...and if you don't believe ME just ask it yourself!"

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"What? We're having a G.M.O. dinner! I eat that junk all day at the lab!"

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'How was the squid?'

Alphabet soup

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"Sauted lard, please."

Roadkill Restaurant

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'My French is not so good.'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"