Gmo Explorer Prints

"Genetic modification doesn't really effect the animal at all...and if you don't believe ME just ask it yourself!"

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"What? We're having a G.M.O. dinner! I eat that junk all day at the lab!"

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'How was the squid?'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Alphabet soup

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"Sauted lard, please."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

'My French is not so good.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"