Germ Explorer Gifts

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

Protoxoan social distancing.

Pumpkin patch

Disease Management

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Fall fashions

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Bacteria fame at last.

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'He's one of those genetically-altered antibodies.'