Gene Explorer Gifts

'In medical news this evening, researchers report that they have, for the first time, isolated the Bachelor of Science gene in humans.'

'As this slide indicates, sometimes identifying genes is, in fact, quite easy.'

'The disocvery of trhe blonde Scandinavian gene.'

'I'm an albino.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side."

"He doesn't look like you at all."

Thomas Hunt Morgan

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Science and Coronavirus

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Clandestine cows.

Scientists building a tower

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.