Biotech Explorer Gifts

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

The first car accident.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Your Future Home.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Space for Lease.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'