Generation Explorer Gifts

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"No, I don't want to transition into a girl - I want to transition into a millennial."

"Tia Carmen, kids don't dress up to get attention...

Millennial

Transylvanian backpackers.

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Baby rocks!

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"Here's the problem."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Boys Cooking

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Nuclear energy.

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

Gene Manipulation

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Gender Symbols

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'