Generation Explorer Pillows

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"No, I don't want to transition into a girl - I want to transition into a millennial."

"Tia Carmen, kids don't dress up to get attention...

Millennial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Baby rocks!

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"Here's the problem."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Boys Cooking

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

Nuclear energy.

Gene Manipulation

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Department of Dot Connection

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'