Generational Explorer Pillows

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

Beware of the teenager.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Not-so-easy listening...

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"Greatest Band?"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Please—no technology questions!"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"Having grown up and gone to school in uneventful times your mother and I both know what you're going through".

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"Hurry, son! The economy is almost at full employment! Better get a job before they're all gone!"

'Did they have history when you were my age?'