Generational Dynamics Explorer Pillows

'I don't mind working for someone younger than me, but now I draw the line.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Kritik's Korner

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I demand a DNA test.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"Nice haircut."

He wanted a different one.

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'Beware of the teenager.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"