Generational Dynamics Explorer Gifts

'I don't mind working for someone younger than me, but now I draw the line.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"Having nannies really changes you."

"Nice haircut."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'Beware of the teenager.'

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"it's just... we're too lazy to have any of our own."