Generational Dynamics Lover Gifts

"Just because I am a boomer, does not mean you can call me Pops."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Nice haircut."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Beware of the teenager.'

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."

"Thank you for your service."

You have to hunt a different one

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'And I said to him: 'Actually, I'm the white sheep of the family'...'

"How did people waste time before computers?"