Generational Debater Gifts

"Who's 'Tito'? I'm Randy."

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Not-so-easy listening...

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

'They're not reliable.'

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"How did people waste time before computers?"

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

Grandma

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

Whatever in the Sixties?

"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."