Generational Studies Pillows

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"We added it just for the millenials."

"And this chart tracks the self-appraisal ratings since we started hiring millennials."

Boomers Bummer.

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

'Congratulations! It's a Baby Boomer'.

Gen Y Elevator

"To start with, gentlemen, I just want to say that if at any time I strike you as being strange or weird or something, or whatever, it's because I'm probably the first member of this board to grow up with television."

'Compared to what they get away with these days, I wasn't that bad. Got in before they lowered their standards.'

'Just what do gen Y's want out of this world.'

"Sorry, Lady, I don't speak boomer."

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"I suppose Beavis and Butt-head are the Ren and Stimpy of our time."

"No, I don't want to transition into a girl - I want to transition into a millennial."

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

'Work. The Era of Big Government And Handouts is Over.'

"I think I can speak for an entire generation when I say I'm either in my thirties or in my forties."

'Great news grandpa! I got the unpaid internship I applied for.'

"If everybody was such a workaholic during the eighties, why is everything they did falling apart in the nineties?"

"The ageism in this office has really gone up a notch."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."

"I never noticed any damn baby boom, did you?"

"'Yo, yo? Tight?' Slang like that makes you sound uneducated! And there are impressionable people around here!"

"I love Millennials. Instead of a company car, we just give them a skateboard."

"What the hell is a whippersnapper!?"

Millenial Peacock

Old Politicians Understand Young People!

"Snowflake!"

Young against old

"When I was a kid, a troll was a monster that lived under a bridge."

"He never closes the door when he leaves, which is strange because he hates when I leave a tab open."

Mall rat. Rug rat.