Generations Discussion Pillows

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Nice haircut."

Pre-Old Blues

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"1971... 2015..."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."

Bubbies and technology

"Thank you for your service."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Lemonade/Prune-aid

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

'They're not reliable.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"From rocker to rocker."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

When I was your age, I had to walk five miles through snow to skip school.

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

The Crummiest Generation

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."