Generational Perspective Pillows

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"1971... 2015..."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

Millennials in the Year 2050...

The Ageing Process.

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"How did people waste time before computers?"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

Whatever in the Sixties?

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

"One buxom young lass with a hammer a dream seized the opportunity."

'New pants! Why, did you know your grandfather didn't get his first pair of long pants until he was 16 years old.'

"It's all your fault! Trump wouldn't be president if you millennials had gone out to vote!"