Generational Commentary Pillows

"I can't stand Generation ZX-3452. Those entitled brats have no idea how hard we had it growing up."

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"1971... 2015..."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Greatest Band?"

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

"At their age, we weren't allowed to play with out food!"