Generational Critic Pillows

'Damn kids have given binge drinkin' a bad name.'

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"1971... 2015..."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"OK Boomer."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

"Why should our kids feel entitled to the lives our parents worked so hard to provide for us?"

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'Kids today eh What do they look like'

Whatever in the Sixties?

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

'Can't we raise the baby, and then make him pay for our Social Security?'