Generational Commentators Pillows

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"When I was your age...we all thought we'd have flying cars by now."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Nice haircut."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Not-so-easy listening...

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"OK Boomer."

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'