Generational Commentator Pillows

Whatever in the Sixties?

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"He's a Boomer."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Nice haircut."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Not-so-easy listening...

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"OK Boomer."

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

Grandma