Generation Commentator Pillows

Rudy, you wanna know possible names for your generation? Huh? The L-Generation for loser, the C-generation for clueless or connected, J for jerk or W for whiners. These readers suggestions all have something in common. None of them won the contest to name Rudy's generation. Not that we're taunting the non-winners. C'mon, taunt the losers!! Winner to be named any day now.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Occupant.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

Red State Football

'Well, yes, Jennifer -- I suppose Samson WAS sort of like Wolverine.'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

In the Year 2525

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"What if you go under before I need to?"

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

Today's movies and TV shows give sex and crime a bad name.

Maps to talk-show guests' homes.

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"Unfortunately, we can't vote for Spongebob Squarepants..."

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

It may not be correct to call it another, 'Cold War'...but a new 'Cold Front' has moved in.

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think. About what, little buddy? Star Trek. The latest movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus. Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives.

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

'so let me get this straight... you're famous for being the sister of the wife of a man who went to school with someone who knew someone else who is already famous?'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Baby Boomer Nostalgia

Tonight on The Price is Right! Three people compete … to the death. Animal Planet brings you the gruesome mating dance of the preying … CNBC stock analysts, Jane Ponziskeem and Chuck Boughtman. You two both see, to agree the President's tax … Calamity was the most apocalyptic thing that ever happened in the history of the inner solar system. The devastating impact blew much of the earth's crust into orbit. After millions of years, it all coalesced to form ... Disney. The company now owns much of