Millennial Commentator Pillows

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Wifi in Hell

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"He's an indoor cat."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Woke Jersey Shore

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Son, you don't need social media to make you feel inadequate and depressed - you've got your parents."

"No, I do not live in my parents basement...it's a walk out."

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

Fables for the Millennial.

Man bun tending

Captain Millennial

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"Hurry, son! The economy is almost at full employment! Better get a job before they're all gone!"

"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

Hipster Charm Offensive

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the internet had never been invented."

Gluten Free, Wheat Free, Fat Free, Dairy Free, Soy Free, Sugar Free, Recyclable, Sustainable Cupcake

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"But...I didn't even get my participation trophy! It's not fair!"

Whatever in the Sixties?

Crybaby Millennials

"If he wags his tail, it's a 'Like'."

Rudy, you wanna know possible names for your generation? Huh? The L-Generation for loser, the C-generation for clueless or connected, J for jerk or W for whiners. These readers suggestions all have something in common. None of them won the contest to name Rudy's generation. Not that we're taunting the non-winners. C'mon, taunt the losers!! Winner to be named any day now.