Generational Reflection Pillows

"1971... 2015..."

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

The Ageing Process.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'They're not reliable.'

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"How did people waste time before computers?"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

'Kids today eh What do they look like'

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