Generational Stories Pillows

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'New pants! Why, did you know your grandfather didn't get his first pair of long pants until he was 16 years old.'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"1971... 2015..."

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

The Ageing Process.

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

Grandma

'My Gran'pa bridges the generation gap with 10- dollar bills!'

Hairstyle Inspiration

"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."