Generational Connections Pillows

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Nice haircut."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Not-so-easy listening...

"1971... 2015..."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

The Ageing Process.

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

'Glastonbury? You've been up to no good in some young man's bedsit, haven't you! Mud sticks, y'know.'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

Grandma

"Your look of total bewilderment - does it run in the family?"

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

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