Generational Connections T-Shirts

"Way before Facebook, my generation had places to gather and talk too much, opinionated wildly, and generally make fools of ourselves. We called them bars."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Not-so-easy listening...

"1971... 2015..."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

The Ageing Process.

When I was your age, I had to walk five miles through snow to skip school.

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

'Glastonbury? You've been up to no good in some young man's bedsit, haven't you! Mud sticks, y'know.'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

Grandma

"Would you take a selfie of me for my Grandkids?"

'My Gran'pa bridges the generation gap with 10- dollar bills!'

"Your look of total bewilderment - does it run in the family?"