Generational Perspective T-Shirts

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Pre-Old Blues

"1971... 2015..."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Lemonade/Prune-aid

The Ageing Process.

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

When I was your age, I had to walk five miles through snow to skip school.

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

"How did people waste time before computers?"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My mother doesn't want me to get a tattoo, but I disagree. I believe that a tattoo would be very attractive. What do you think? - Jessica, rebellious daughter. *(Actual reader letter). Is this serious? Is this a real letter? They're all real. I am stunned. Stunned? What is wrong with children? Defying their mothers? Do you know what would happen if we had defied our parents like that? What? They'd have sent us to live in the old country with our illiterate cousins who left

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

Bah, when I was your age, I had to walk five miles through the snow just to ... to ... Well, just to walk five miles through the snow, I guess.

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

"Way before Facebook, my generation had places to gather and talk too much, opinionated wildly, and generally make fools of ourselves. We called them bars."

Whatever in the Sixties?

Generation Hexed

'Life is easy for you kids these days! When I was a boy...'

What's wrong, little buddy? Some stupid kid called me "old." I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young. I've been young since way before he was even born. He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is. Might be time for us to have a little talk.

"One buxom young lass with a hammer a dream seized the opportunity."

'New pants! Why, did you know your grandfather didn't get his first pair of long pants until he was 16 years old.'