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What's wrong, little buddy? Some stupid kid called me "old." I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young. I've been young since way before he was even born. He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is. Might be time for us to have a little talk.
I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.
"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"
"Nice haircut."
Pre-Old Blues
How Grandma Sees the Remote
"1971... 2015..."
"We added it just for the millenials."
"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"
Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.
"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"
Fred Philpot, Born 1944.
Lemonade/Prune-aid
"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."
'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'
"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."
Millennials in the Year 2050...
"Thank you for your service."
"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."
"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."
"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"
When I was your age, I had to walk five miles through snow to skip school.
"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"
'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'
"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."
'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'
"How did people waste time before computers?"
Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!
"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."
Boomers Are Outta Here
"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"
"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"
"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie?'" "Are America's best days behind us?" "Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when the schoolmarm told little Jebediah Thistlewood to pull up his knickers. The next day, Jebediah's pa came to school and said 'In my day, a man was free enough to wear his trousers 'round his ankles if he wanted to. This used to be one humdinger of a country.'" "I still have no idea what he was talking about." "I don't even remember what I asked you."
Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My mother doesn't want me to get a tattoo, but I disagree. I believe that a tattoo would be very attractive. What do you think? - Jessica, rebellious daughter. *(Actual reader letter). Is this serious? Is this a real letter? They're all real. I am stunned. Stunned? What is wrong with children? Defying their mothers? Do you know what would happen if we had defied our parents like that? What? They'd have sent us to live in the old country with our illiterate cousins who left
Bah, when I was your age, I had to walk five miles through the snow just to ... to ... Well, just to walk five miles through the snow, I guess.
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