Generational Reflection T-Shirts

"1971... 2015..."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Nice haircut."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

The Ageing Process.

In the Year 2525

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'They're not reliable.'

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

When I was your age, I had to walk five miles through snow to skip school.

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"How did people waste time before computers?"

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

Bah, when I was your age, I had to walk five miles through the snow just to ... to ... Well, just to walk five miles through the snow, I guess.

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My mother doesn't want me to get a tattoo, but I disagree. I believe that a tattoo would be very attractive. What do you think? - Jessica, rebellious daughter. *(Actual reader letter). Is this serious? Is this a real letter? They're all real. I am stunned. Stunned? What is wrong with children? Defying their mothers? Do you know what would happen if we had defied our parents like that? What? They'd have sent us to live in the old country with our illiterate cousins who left

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"

'Kids today eh What do they look like'

Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.

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Generation Hexed