Generational Relations Pillows

The Ageing Process.

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'Beware of the teenager.'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"1971... 2015..."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"From rocker to rocker."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

The Crummiest Generation

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

"No, grandpa...LGBT is not some new kind of bacon, lettuce and tomato snadwich."

"This is a computer problem, Grandpa. I don't think you can help me."

Millennial