Generational History Pillows

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'Beware of the teenager.'

"1971... 2015..."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

"Thank you for your service."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

The Ageing Process.

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"From rocker to rocker."

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty