Generational Historian Pillows

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"1971... 2015..."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"Thank you for your service."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'I'm thinking something a little more modest... say, whatever 1,000 slaves can do in 50 years.'

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"Ancient times? Is that like when my grandmother was young?"

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie?'" "Are America's best days behind us?" "Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when the schoolmarm told little Jebediah Thistlewood to pull up his knickers. The next day, Jebediah's pa came to school and said 'In my day, a man was free enough to wear his trousers 'round his ankles if he wanted to. This used to be one humdinger of a country.'" "I still have no idea what he was talking about." "I don't even remember what I asked you."