Generational Divides Pillows

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure this out.'?"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Nice haircut."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"I'm your hip replacement."

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

"We invented your hair."

The Ageing Process.

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"From rocker to rocker."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

The Crummiest Generation

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."