Generational Divides Prints

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure this out.'?"

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

Pre-Old Blues

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Beware of the teenager.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"I'm your hip replacement."

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"We invented your hair."

Bubbies and technology

The Ageing Process.

"From rocker to rocker."

"I suppose in your day, you would have called these, 'radio dinners'."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

'A few years ago that wouldn't have even sounded like a sentence.'

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

"In my day men waited till they did some damage to their kidneys before they relieved themselves."

The Crummiest Generation

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."