Generational Storytellers Pillows

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"We just want you kids to have all the opportunities your father and I never had because we smoked way too much pot."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Multi-Generational Books

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Not-so-easy listening...

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"When I was your age I used my beak."

"When I was young, we used bottles, rocks and toothpicks for our school science projects."

"Grandpa, tell us again about the old days when people voted for somebody instead of against somebody."

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

Marthra

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

Old People Whisperer