Generational Discussion Pillows

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"1971... 2015..."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

'They're not reliable.'

"Too bad we only see each other when we're hungry! I know! Let's go on a date, a real date!"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

Whatever in the Sixties?

Hairstyle Inspiration

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'New pants! Why, did you know your grandfather didn't get his first pair of long pants until he was 16 years old.'

"It's all your fault! Trump wouldn't be president if you millennials had gone out to vote!"

"But, Dad, in your day sex was still in the future."

"Who's 'Tito'? I'm Randy."

"When I was your age...we all thought we'd have flying cars by now."