Generational Debate Debater Pillows

"Nice haircut."

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"Daddy, which group of economists did you support during the recession?"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

Grandma

Whatever in the Sixties?

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."

'I don't mind working for someone younger than me, but now I draw the line.'

"I have 100 signatures for my online petition 'East Dessert First.'"

"Spare me the commentary."

"Big brother, can you lend me $20? But only give me $10."

"Who's 'Tito'? I'm Randy."